BREAKING: SOLANA ANNOUNCES STARTING QB
SOLDUCK
$SOLDUCK
“Solana finally found its quarterback.”
- Position
- QB
- Team
- Solana
- Experience
- Questionable
- Confidence
- Unlimited
QB1
Live update: Solana signs new quarterback, $SOLDUCK is QB1.
THE SIGNING
Solana needed leadership.
Solana needed an arm.
Solana needed a quarterback.
Instead...
Solana got a duck.
WELCOME TO THE TEAM, $SOLDUCK.
Official Trading Card
PLAYER CARD
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Quarterback · Solana
- Height
- Duck-sized
- Weight
- Enough
- Throw Power
- Unknown
- Speed
- Unexpected
- Quack Rating
- 99
- Football IQ
- Under Review
- Confidence
- 100
First Round Pick. No Questions Asked.
THE PLAYBOOK
Play 01
QUACK LEFT
Play 02
SOLANA SWEEP
Play 03
DUCK SNEAK
Play 04
JUST RUN
Nobody understands the playbook.
Including the quarterback.
Post-Signing
PRESS CONFERENCE
“Are you ready to lead Solana?”
QUACK.
“Do you understand the playbook?”
QUACK.
“Any final words?”
$SOLDUCK.
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SCOUTING REPORT
Strengths
- Wears helmet
- Looks confident
- Knows how to quack
- Somehow became quarterback
Weaknesses
- Actual football
- Throwing
- Reading defenses
Final GradeQB1
Locker #01
SOLANA QB
$SOLDUCK
He didn't ask for the job.
He got it anyway.
SOLANA FINALLY FOUND
ITS QUARTERBACK.
$SOLDUCK
ONE DUCK. ONE HELMET. ONE CHAIN.
Quack Offense Activated